Aaah, finally some much needed relief

How kind of you for the provision of some much needed sanitation services. Now let’s commence the test of these facilities, which is long overdue. Are you in position? Okay. Commence venting of excess gases… Oh my, did you catch that fluctuation? Yes, but it’s well within pressure safety limits. It’s probably not a problem. Probably. Aaah, yes, I’m seeing some predictable excretions. Nothing out of the ordinary so far. But wait, what’s this? By Schroedingers cat! The measurements are off the charts! I’ve never seen such a specimen before, it’s at least 101 Couric! I know someone who’s going to be jealous… This remarkable and truly unique specimen must be sent to the European Faecal Standards and Measurements Institute, at once!